favorite quotes

you can write here youre favorite placebo quote(it can be from interviews,live intros or other stuff the band said)
this are my favorite quotes:
1."In a past life I was a Parisian prostitute..."
2."I do think that fucking in the streets should be legalized along with a lot of other things. Can you imagine? London would be much more fun!"
3.Schizophrenic is the best word - I change from day to day. I can be quite confusing. Indecisive, workaholic, and tired today. (About himself)

4."opinions are like assholes..everyone has them"(said by brian)
5."we're the Boyzone of indie rock"
6."i love collecting toys, the more absurd and silly the better...they're wasted on children I think." (said by stef)
7."he's always got pissed and when's he's pissed he's a fucking asshole sometimes. When he gets pissed it's just 'me' and 'my band'. And I'm like, 'I will fucking kill you"(steve on brian)

""Je suis 2 fois plus homme que tu ne l’as jamais été, et 2 fois plus femme que tu ne le seras jamais."" Brian

In english it means : "I'm more man than you've never been, and I'm more woman than you'll never be."

I love so much that quote !

1. "I think that most people expect us to be lying in the gutter with needles hanging out of our arms, quoting Oscar Wilde to the stars. But that hasn't happened in years." :lol:
2. "There's one on my wrist where I put my arm through a window trying to open it; the glass missed Mr Vein by a millimeter. It healed in the shape of a Nike Swoosh. They can't
buy advertising like that."
3. "They can rub me up the wrong way for hours on end, but they won't find anything. Then when I'm on my way out, I'll tell them, 'Next time you want to stick your finger up a
boy's ass, just give me a call.'" :lol:

4. "I want to dedicate this song to Marilyn Manson because he gives the best blowjob I ever had..."
5. "This is another song we've never played live before. It's a song about Elvis dying on the toilet and it's from the point of view of his guardian angel, who's called Little Mo..." :lol:

lepcabo wrote:4. "I want to dedicate this song to Marilyn Manson because he gives the best blowjob I ever had..."

:cheers:

hm i remember one

''bisexuality is not normal, it's just common'' - brian

One more I like:

"I like the fact that people either think I'm incredibly gorgeous or fucking ugly" Brian

I liked this one too:
"My father wanted me to grow up and be a businessman like him. My mother wanted me to grow up and go to heaven like her."
And of course,the one that defines it all:
"Placebo is music for outsiders, by outsiders and our gigs are like conventions of outcasts, which is cool."

nobody wrote any live intros so here are some of my favorites
"some of you tonight are going to go home with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Some of you who are lucky and good looking may just go home with a rock star. But those of you who go home alone should remember that there is always an 8 inch object made of plastic and with a motor that will never let you down. this is Bionic."
"never fuck with someone who is built like a brick... shit... house"
"this is NOT a song about a breakfast cereal!..." (before SPECIAL K)
"i don't need my guitar to masturbate, thank you" brian about his guitars,really funny. :lol: :lol:

And something Brian said when getting onto stage on September at TerraVibe: "Hello, we are the ladies and gentlemen of PLACEBO"....

during their gig (don't remember where) sth broke down and someone from the crowd ''complained'' shouting sth and then brian said:

''if you wanna see a perfect show then go to a fucking James Blunt show''

sth like that...don't remember exactly

^ great :lol: :lol: :lol: I just love his ''live'' reactions

"Hello, we are the ladies and gentlemen of PLACEBO"....

they said in Romania something similar, by adressing to the ladies and gentlemen of Bucharest, we are the ladies and gentlemen of London. we're placebo

lepcabo wrote:^ great :lol: :lol: :lol: I just love his ''live'' reactions

:lol: :lol: Me too!!! Wonderful....

over_end wrote:nobody wrote any live intros so here are some of my favorites
"some of you tonight are going to go home with your boyfriend or girlfriend. Some of you who are lucky and good looking may just go home with a rock star. But those of you who go home alone should remember that there is always an 8 inch object made of plastic and with a motor that will never let you down. this is Bionic."
"

Aw thanks for posting this
I've never heard of that and I love Bionic so much

Here's one of my favourites
"It's almost bordering on cliche but Hewitt and Olsdal are my best friends in the world... They are like my two husbands. I've never felt more at home anywhere. I love them more than I have loved any other men on this planet in my life. They are both very beautiful people, as fucked up as I am - true. Acts of God aside, this is why this band will be here for quite some time."





and there's another one I heard it on an interview for MAD TV (greece) I think it was in 2004

"We are men you know,we have to take care of our hair cause we don't know for how long are we going to have them"

Really? Is MAD showing such things about Placebo?
And, I've never seen the last quote and I love it!! It made me laugh

Admin wrote:Really? Is MAD showing such things about Placebo?
And, I've never seen the last quote and I love it!! It made me laugh

Yes I was surprised too!
It was a special x-rays emission about "bands on make-up"....

I think Lydia was interviewing the band when they were in rockwave festival 2004... (I'm so sad I wasn't there... )

But unfortunately I've never seen the whole interview

AWW this are soo cool...here are some I can think of now
"we can't just sit around with needles sticking out of our vains spreading poetry to the moon"It was smth like that(brian)
"Imagine that the napster is one big ass and I would fuck it without any lubri..." LOL..I only have this part of that video and I always laugh my ass off when Bri sais that XD!

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." in the beginning of a live performance of sweet prince .

funny Valentine wrote:"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." in the beginning of a live performance of sweet prince .

He really said that? It's so nice, my favourite quote from Moulin Rouge.

^ i can upload it if you want. but i don't know where it is from .

Yes, I want it!

DIP ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS! - Brian


I love this quote soo much. Today me and my friend just screamed it out quite many times while being in the center of Riga. That was fun.

Forgot about this one:
"I've always wanted to be Marylin.. and be fucked by a president." - Molks

"I've always wanted to be Marylin.. and be fucked by a president." - Molks

never heard this one before..do you know when he said it?

I always loved a joke of Brians even though its a little bit silly.

-How do you call a smart blonde??
- Pregnant

over_end wrote:

"I've always wanted to be Marylin.. and be fucked by a president." - Molks

never heard this one before..do you know when he said it?

It's in Soulmates Never Die DVD. It's a hidden video called 'Chicks with dicks', they perform Where Is My Mind, Brian is wearing a blond wig, Stef's wearing a brown one and a dress.
You can see it here --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoi_NYHY9tk